Keep your fish.. and even less tasty than freshly squeezed cow.."Hold on just a minute.. Silly me. That was that other class. Aaargh!"Squeezed. Why would we have a partially dissected frog in chemistry class. Like an orange. Suddenly I recalled my dream from just last week.No time to eat? Grab a liquid breakfast and run. Gas is like the politicians when they are talking.. Yum. I had to admit that I probably would not recognize a vitamin if I bumped into it in the street . Say, who is this?"Where do you think vitamins come from, anyway?"I always assumed they came from the back of the corner store in a small town in Indiana, but upon reflection, I suspect they might come from oranges and fish and milk. No, wait. That, and how to explode a partially dissected frog. Liquid is like the politicians when they are hard at work attending cocktail receptions. Why tie a knot in the umbilical chord connecting your bed to your desk? If you can find a long enough straw, just start slurping as you rise from bed, and smack your lips to the last drop as you whiz out the front door.Every day, it seems like we are living in an increasingly liquid world. How do you know they liquefied the vitamin pills?"Who said that?"Are vitamins naturally solid? Or are they naturally liquid?"Uh."Do you think it's easier to pack vitamins into a tiny, hard pill or into a drink?"I suppose it all depends on what kind of explosive you use.what's left of it.but squeezing a cow?"Just what do you know about liquid?"I thought real hard. That is about all I could remember of my high school chemistry.Everything comes in either gas, liquid or solid.. I'm not preaching against the evils of alcohol or for a new era of prohibition that will save us from sin and politicians. You drink juice, don't you?"Yeah.And now they've taken my little vitamin supplement pills and liquefied them, too. Yesterday I reached for the soap. At first I though it was the Annual Bovine Family Reunion, but on the other side of the factory, riding the same conveyor belt, were neatly sealed cartons of milk. But fish walking up a conveyor belt seemed just a bit radical ."You drink milk, don't you?"Yeah, but that's because it's liquid. Or was it the soap? But what if it is the hand cream? Soap or hand cream? Which is which?People used to nail siding onto the exterior of their homes. Now they just spray on "liquid siding".But we do expect everything to be excruciatingly easy these days, so liquid is the operating system of choice.My only question now is: Which one is the soap, and which one is the hand cream? And which one is my liquid vitamin supplement? I don't want to drink the soap by mistake. I reached for the hand cream. Keep your cow. Keep your frog. No, wait. After all, water is also a liquid, and it rarely inflicts us with either sin or politicians."Did the frog contain vitamins?"Not any more... Who are you?"Don't you think it's pretty hard to stuff a fish into a hard, little pill?"I suppose The Voice has a point. Bye. I'm going to for a pure liquid life. Cow after cow heading into a factory on a conveyor belt. Solid is like statues of politicians (They look so peaceful!).Remember when soap came in bars? Solid bars? Sorry, I guess I'm Astaxanthin Factory showing my age. in which case I have a hunch it might be too big to swallow.."Liquid vitamin supplements are made only from plant ingredients. It comes in three tasty flavors: siding, ceramic and stucco. What was it called, again? Oh yes, "home economics". I tried to imagine squeezing a fish into a carton. Everything comes in one of three states: gas, liquid and solid. Now everybody uses liquid soap."That's it. That wasn't chemistry class
