因為佢鼻窿有少少外露，又多鼻毛，所以成日儲埋好多鼻屎，仲下下都成粒M&M咁屎大粒。有幾次佢唔覺意撩左出黎無紙巾抹竟然將佢擺入口! 果下真係呆L左唔敢相信自己對眼。(利申:我地一齊左好耐佢已經唔care向我流露出佢最真實既一面 應該係) 至此之後我禁止佢再喺我面前做出如此嘔心既動作。而因為我地對話成日講屎，佢逐漸聽得明廣東話 "or see" "bey see" "ann see" "yi see" 乜屎都識。佢話覺得廣東話好核突乜都話係屎 (核突得過你食鼻屎?)。講到呢度不如黎學下英文。"痾屎" 就簡單啦。粗鄙啲既可以講 "Take a shit"或者"take a dump" 佢有時會搞下新意 話 "I am gonna make a mess in the toilet" 或者 "I am gonna go give birth to a brown baby now" 之類。就bogey/boogers啦 耳屎既話就叫ear wax。眼屎黎講呢都幾得意 佢地會話果啲係sleeping。例句: oh you got some sleeping in your eye! 正經啲可以講eye discharge又可以叫eye boogers。係羅，其實做乜鬼廣東話係都要話佢地係屎?? 真係夠哂盞鬼 最後人少少我想問 有無人自認會食自己啲鼻屎??
