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相信不少女生也曾經試過跟筆者一樣,在十萬火急交功課前一晚才遇上電腦出問題罷工的情況。試過有朋友在開夜車趕公司的年終報告那一晚電腦才出問題,束手無策的她唯有一泡眼淚地為電腦按手祝福祈禱,期望電腦有靈有性康復過來,或者短暫地來個迴光返照也好。在電腦出問題的時候,假如身邊沒有隨傳隨到的電腦維修員(兼職男朋友的那位),不少女士都會感覺很頭大,所謂「馬死落地行」筆者決定「靠自己」去馴服電腦這個小魔怪,以下和大家分享一下過去我和小魔怪搏鬥的經驗吧。

電腦在你的危急存亡之秋才出現問題其實並不是沒有原因的,心急的時候,我們常常忘記電腦是需要時間運算的東西,當你按了某個東西,電腦沒有反應的話,你就會感覺很不安,然後馬上繼續按按按按按按.. 姊姊阿~ 放鬆一下嘛,給他一點空間好了。情況跟你和電腦維修員(兼職男朋友的那位)說: 「我昨天逛街時候看到一顆很漂亮的戒指啦~!」以後,他的腦需要一些時間來消化,道理是一樣的。好, 先來個深呼吸….

不知道有沒有人觀察到, 有些女生按 Mouse 和 Enter 的時候, 動作一般都有點 太大力了,可能女生會覺得力度大一點,電腦會聽話一點 (就像你媽會以為說話大聲一點,你會聽話一點一樣),但其實牛頓的反作用力也說明,你越大力按 Mouse, 反彈的力度也會越大,變相 Mouse 按鈕的接觸和感應的時間變短,影響了電腦對閣下指令的接收情況哦。

人生不能永遠做加數,電腦也一樣。到了某一個年紀就要清除一些沒用的東西,把東西扔進回收桶以後,別忘了也要清理回收桶。如果電腦東西太多的話,就會不夠Ram, 那麼電腦就會百病纏身。筆者試過因為Ram 不足夠,就開不到 MSN, 連 Photoshop 也說自己的 License 已經到期了,叫我要找電腦的 administrator. 向公司的 IT 精英求救後才知道,那只是電腦不夠Ram 的緣故。要知道自己電腦的Ram 現在夠不夠, 可以到我的電腦裡面,Click “C Drive" 然後查看可用空間。如果可用空間少於 100MB, 電腦的運作就會有影響。
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另外Ram 跟你的皮膚一樣,會氧化的,曾經試過因為 Ram 氧化了,電腦 連Window 也進不去,辛辛苦苦把電腦捧到維修站以後,維修員竟然拿了一塊擦紙膠,把 Ram 的金屬面擦兩擦,電腦就沒事了。結果從那次開始,我電腦進不到Window 的時候,我就把Ram 拿出來擦擦,果然真的沒事了。

copy20080528102.jpg另外還有一次,試過更嚴重一點的情況是,電腦進不到Window 之外,還說自己 detect 不到某些硬件,本來以為電腦是時候要報銷了,可表姐跟我說,可能只是因為機箱裡面太骯髒,灰塵讓零件的接觸不好。所以我就試試拿毛巾小心的把灰塵抹掉,結果現在電腦又康復了,很神奇呢。

當然,這些都是我的無聊經驗罷了,要是電腦真的遇到嚴重問題,還是唯有專業人員才能修好,但我相信養成良好的電腦使用習慣和上網的時候別隨便 Click 來歷不明的連接,電腦的壽命是可以很長的。 :P

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